snoopchihuahua:

“I want our government to start buying more books and less bullets.”

My government teacher in class today

cum-loser:

demigordon:

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

newyorker:

“I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone.”

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Unknown, The New Yorker
(via wordsnquotes)

This from a 2015 cartoon, by Alex Gregory.